

After his picnicking daughter and her fiancé are killed by five hunters just for the hell of it, paunchy Vietnam vet Mark Collins (Richard Harrison, Empire of the Dark) harbors a Death Wish. And he won’t stop until all five of those sons of bitches are dead.
Within the first 10 minutes of Blood Debts, he’s made good on that promise, so Mark keeps killing scumbags to get this Filipino pow-pow quickie to feature length. A crime syndicate boss (Mike Monty, Strike Commando) and his lackey (Jim Gaines, Robowar) realize they could use Mark to rid the town of their own enemies: “As you can see in the pictures, he’s a natural killing machine, Bill.”
To “recruit” Mark, they kidnap his wife (Ann Jackson, Hunter’s Crossing). They supply him with a to-do list; he supplies the bloodlust. They also equip him with a partner, foxy lady assassin with-a-Z Liza (Ann Milhench, 9 Deaths of the Ninja). She does her job in tube tops, apparently during the time President Ferdinand Marcos had outlawed the brassiere. Meanwhile, if Mark’s not wearing a polo shirt, he’s not wearing a shirt at all, settling for a red track jacket with a zipper that must be stuck at belly-button level.
The police chief (Gerald McCoy, Naked Vengeance) isn’t keen on Mark and Liza’s two-man war on crime, but his officers sure are: “The killer of killers is actually helping us out by killing these murderers!” and “I’d rather have it this way. I’m sick and tired of doing paperwork, filling out data.”
I never tired of Blood Debts, faults and all. From lazy dubbing and gorge-wide gaps of logic to incompetent direction by Teddy Page (King of the Kingboxers 2), all the ways in which it errs greatly contributes to its enormous audience appeal. Harrison co-wrote the screenplay (so much as one exists) with Page, but no telling who’s responsible for the exploding golf ball scene or the abrupt, internet-infamous ending. That’s when Matt launches a tiny rocket into his enemy, sending bits of Bill every which way as the film freeze-frames into pop-culture glory. —Rod Lott













