Resident Evil (2026)

It’s easy for video game adaptations to feel uninspired. Hell, that tendency defines the bulk of Uwe Boll’s career. And save a handful of fun, but otherwise inconsequential animated features, Capcom’s Resident Evil suffered a similar fate at the hands of Event Horizon’s Paul W. S. Anderson and the six films he made starring his spouse, Milla Jovovich.

Though “uninspired” might be unfair. Anderson was definitely inspired by something when making his Resident Evil franchise, presumably The Matrix and Blade, rather than the video games themselves. Because while the presence of zombies, Umbrella Corp. and a few recognizable characters allude to Resident Evil, very little of Anderson attempts actually feel like it.

Introducing some new blood into the biohazard has been long overdue, and among modern horror directors, it’s hard to imagine much anyone who could capture the series’ signature and grotesque campiness better than Zach Cregger (Weapons). Outside of getting a little overzealous with some dialogue that falls flatter than intended, Cregger absolutely nails the vibe of playing Resident Evil without so much as namedropping Leon Kennedy, Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine or even Albert Wesker.

In other words, Resident Evil is definitely a film made for fans of the games, but its devoid of any of the overt, low-hanging fan service that would make it alienating to everyone else.

Bryan (Austin Abrams, Weapons) is kind of like an Uber Eats delivery driver. Except for organ transplants. As he starts to wrap up a snowy night’s shift, as well as a conversation with his girlfriend confirming her pregnancy, Bryan regrettably agrees to take a high-priority package to Racoon City. Unprepared to handle the road’s icy conditions, he plows into what he quickly learns is an infected woman in a sundress. One dead cop and a run-in with a mutated dog later, Bryan is desperately dumbing his way toward the top floor of a hospital at the heart of his tentacle-wrapped destination.

While this is technically a zombie flick, Cregger wastes little time fleshing out Resident Evil’s more monstrous leanings. For example, blasting off a zombie’s head might neutralize it. Or, unfortunately for Bryan, it could sprout some extra fleshy digits from the new opening, drag along a few nearby corpses and turn into its own perverse adaptation of another video game, Katamari Damacy. The variety is much appreciated, with each new sequence feeling like another level that Bryan can barely overcome, capturing the spirit of Peter Jackson’s Braindead, without the heroism.

Unlike its source material, Resident Evil is exceptionally good at showing Bryan go through the motion of being a hero without actually becoming one. This idea supports the film’s comically bleak ending, but it’s used throughout to subvert the expectations you’d feel playing a Resident Evil game, or any video game at that. Typically, your actions are presumed justified. Every enemy you mow down or cut in half deserves it, especially when they’re zombies that can transform into outright monsters.

That last part is true for Bryan’s predicament, but he’s far from a cool and collected slayer, nor does he ever really become that. He trips over himself. He misses most of the shots he takes. He accidentally shoots the people he’s trying to save and even promises to rescue a little girl before realizing she’s far too gone, ultimately killing her, too.

Likewise, when we pick up a controller, we’re never actually a hero. We’re pretending to be one. Realistically, we’d tragically end up us monsters ourselves, an idea Cregger uses to put a pin in his adaptation that’s as faithful as it is a rebuttal to Resident Evil as a concept. It’s a paradox that’s well worth the ride. —Daniel Bokemper

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Chronovisor (2026)

This much is true: In 1972, a Benedictine monk named Pellegrino Ernetti wowed the world with news of his invention, the Chronovisor. Developed with the aid of a dozen physicists, this gadget could pull audio and visual memories from the ether — in essence, able to capture any image from history, including the crucifixion of Jesus of Nazareth.

Or so Father Ernetti claimed.

In Jack Auen and Kevin Walker’s debut feature, Chronovisor, a Columbia philosophy professor named Beatrice (Anne Laure Sellier) learns of the device one lonely night at the library. She can’t pull herself away from the rabbit hole of her own research, especially after she reads of the monk’s and machine’s vanishing act, so she follows the breadcrumbs of a conspiracy.

Naturally, she’s obsessed. So, too, will you. 

There’s a reason one of the initial bits of media Beatrice’s eyes consume is a lobotomy. Chronovisor cleverly erases the line between fact and fiction to fashion a one-of-a-kind, genre-bending mindfuck — all to the music of Gustav Holst. (Who knew the year’s best score would be more than a century old?) It’s a picture that rewards patience (not to mention a lot of reading, which they make absorbing), even if the conclusion can’t possibly satisfy half its audience.

Succumb to its considerable spell. The warm, amber glow of the Kodak 16mm film sure as hell helps. —Rod Lott

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A Strange House (2024)

Although I’m a voracious reader, fiction rarely finds a slot in my TBR pile(s) these days. The latest exception: Strange Houses, a 2021 mystery from Japan penned by the enigmatic, unimonikered Uketsu, a YouTuber who hides his/her/their identity behind a minimalist mask that suggests Ghostface by way of an egg carton.

What appealed to me wasn’t the author’s anonymity or horror-ready headwear, but the novel’s use of floor plans as clues to forward the narrative. More than mere gimmick, these scale diagrams are the mystery; you literally couldn’t tell the story without significantly diminishing the experience. I have a track record of falling for this illustrated maps-and-charts approach in fiction, whether erudite (Arthur Phillips’ The Egyptologist) or ridiculous (Matthew Reilly’s 7 Deadly Wonders).

Possibly due to the daunting and imperfect task of translating the Japanese language into English, Strange Houses’ prose struck me as primitive. But the premise? Addicting and unputdownable. No wonder the book’s popularity traversed oceans to become an international phenomenon. Somewhere in the middle of fever-turning page after page, I thought, “This would make a great movie.”

An adaptation already exists! Alas, A Strange House is only decent. Uketsu’s surrogate is Amemiya (Shotaro Mamiya, Bad Lieutenant: Tokyo), a like-and-subscribe-starved YouTuber. He needs views — and gets them after his producer (DJ Matsunaga of hip-hop’s Creepy Nuts) shows him a flyer for a potential abode. They notice an area of the blueprint appearing to serve no structural purpose — but perhaps a sinister one. Amemiya enlists the expertise of antisocial architect pal Kurihara (Jiro Sato, 2015’s Death Note TV series), who spots even more disturbing peculiarities on the page.

Kurihara and Amemiya soon learn the place is tied to the recent discovery of a corpse eerily missing a left hand. As their investigation grows beyond theoretical to physical, floor plans of other residences surface, each literally holding secrets within its walls. To explain further would give away the plot’s twists. Suffice to say, several come built-in.

The Strange foundation has solid bones and no shortage of curb appeal. Scripter Kentaro Ushio and director Junichi Ishikawa succeed in nailing the book’s spirit, admirably leaning into the J-horror elements to bestow a multifaceted whodunit of perversity. When the camera pulls back at one point to give the audience a top-down view of the action, it’s like a Clue game board come to life — and, as locked-room and puzzle-box mysteries should, death.

To the filmmakers’ credit, A Strange House is appreciably faithful. However, it could stand to better establish the characters, especially Amemiya, because the movie begins in haste, like a TV show several episodes removed from the pilot. Ishikawa and Ushio primarily labor in the medium of television, conceivably accounting for the zero-to-60 launch. The pic also could use a few turns of an Allen wrench to dispense with add-ons the screen renders superfluous.

With fewer minutes on the clock and a fresh coat of paint on the players, a remodel could work wonders. Considering Uketsu has three sequels (Strange Pictures, Strange Buildings and Strange Maps) currently on the market, no doubt someone will try. —Rod Lott

Welcome to Arrow Beach (1973)

Manchurian Candidate sleeper agent Laurence Harvey directed and starred in Welcome to Arrow Beach. Then he died. Whether from embarrassment remains unknown. Es posible.

Wayward hitchhiking hippie girl Robbin (the Relentless Meg Foster in an early role) skinny-dips in the ocean, albeit trespassing on private property to do so. The landowner, middle-aged madman Jason Henry (Harvey), puts down his peeper binoculars long enough to introduce himself to Robbin and invite her to a steak dinner at his estate. He lives there with his pretty — and pretty protective — sister (Joanna Pettet, Double Exposure), who confesses to their naive guest, “Jason’s very fond of succotash.”

And for dessert? Possibly a rag soaked in chloroform. See, as an epigraph spills and spoils in the film’s opening frames, Jason’s not merely a Korean War veteran, but a full-fledged cannibal. Who can tell us why? Certainly not R&B/telethon legend Lou Rawls, crooner of Arrow Beach’s Sammy Cahn-penned theme song, “Who Can Tell Us Why.” 

Harvey’s movie isn’t so much ham-fisted as spit-roasted, with his own arm subbing for the stick. Perhaps sensing he wasn’t long for this world, and thus applying a “fuck it” attitude, he’s unafraid to get his hands dirty — figuratively or otherwise — as his silver spoon-fed character increasingly unhinges himself from the frame of reality. And Pettet, forever underrated, makes one helluva match as a sibling of questionable behaviors herself.

Rather amusingly, the pic feels a decade too late and a half-decade ahead of its time, straddling both sides of the border between Hollywoods old and new. On one hand, you’ve got grizzled ol’ Stuart Whitman (Cuba Crossing) as the law; on the other, ’70s star Jesse Vint (Macon County Line) as one of the lawless. No matter which side Welcome to Arrow Beach favors, it certainly marks the first time I’ve heard a physician pronounce “Quaalude” as “kwah-lude.” It’s hip to be square, but not that square. —Rod Lott

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Dr. Who and the Daleks (1965)

BBC’s Doctor Who program was still in its sophomore season when the not-yet-iconic character leapt to the big screen. Whereas William Hartnell essayed the stuffy title role on the telly, Dr. Who and the Daleks got name value with Peter Cushing. It also gained one other out-of-this-world asset: color!

Dr. Who’s just hanging at the house with granddaughters Susan (Roberta Tovey, The Beast in the Cellar) and Barbara (Jennie Linden, Old Dracula) when the latter’s new beau arrives. His name is Ian (Roy Castle, Dr. Terror’s House of Horrors) and he’s one clumsy suitor. As Dr. Who shows off his Tardis (a fancy term for a garage-cum-time machine) and its hodgepodge of bleep-de-boop machinery to the lad, Ian pratfalls onto the big, red button that sends the foursome to an undetermined point in space.

They emerge on a planet with a petrified forest and loads of radiation. They’re also stuck until Dr. Who can locate enough mercury to refill some sparkle baton on the Tardis wall. Venturing toward the nearest building, which resembles a tribute to geometry, they run afoul of the Daleks. To non-nerds, those are cyborgs on rollers with voices that sound like speaking into an oscillating fan, but only. One. Syllable. At. A. Time.

Our human heroes subdue a Dalek by covering its eyehole with a clump of breakfast pudding. Meanwhile, little Susan’s sent on some godforsaken errand to score drugs. (Yes, to cure radiation sickness, but it’s fun to leave that detail out.) What follows would become part and parcel for a great many sci-fi TV series, like CBS’ short-lived Planet of the Apes: Encountering someone who’ll help you out. In this case, that’s the Thals, a race of humanoids distinguishable for their close-cropped haircuts, costuming you might find in an Andy Milligan production, and eye shadow so heavy and lid-consuming, Sophie Ellis-Bextor would be green-glittered with envy.

Regrettably, aside from those primary colors and the set for the Daleks’ lair, little is cinematic about the doctor’s first of two adventures that kids have to leave the house to catch. Not even genre god Cushing’s stumbling-buffoonery take is worth the trouble. It’s a wholly inoffensive confection, best consumed as Saturday-matinee fare. Just grab your nearest time machine. —Rod Lott

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