I have no cinematic guilty pleasures, so when I like a movie such as the absurd James Bond burlesque Casino Royale, I don’t feel guilty about it. Stupid, yes, but not guilty.

Helmed by six directors, led by Val Guest, and with three credited and seven uncredited writers — including such heavyweights as Ben Hecht, Woody Allen, Joseph Heller, Terry Southern and Billy Wilder — there’s no way this could be anything but a train wreck, and that’s what it is. But who ever said train wrecks weren’t fun to watch?

Based on Ian Fleming’s first 007 novel — yeah, like The Origin of Species is based on the Book of Genesis — the comedic premise is that Sir James Bond is called out of retirement to best SMERSH’s financier, Le Chiffre (Orson Welles), at cards. To confuse the enemy — not to mention the audience — just about everyone on the side of the good guys is called “James Bond,” so David Niven, Peter Sellers and Woody Allen, among others, are all JBs. Sir James (Niven) also enlists the aid of his love-child daughter, Mata Bond (Joanna Pettet), and sexy spy Vesper Lynd (Ursula Andress).

Hating each other, Welles and Sellers refused to be on set at the same time, so their scenes had to be shot separately and then welded together. It must have been pure hell. The enmity, at its core, seems to have been the result of people fawning over Welles and ignoring Sellers, who was finally fired before filming completed. He was replaced by a cardboard cutout.

If only the whole movie could have been welded together. It’s truly a near-incomprehensible catastrophe, but it’s saved by being so stupefyingly mid-1960s. Watch for a cartload of cameos, and the score by Burt Bacharach fits the idiocy perfectly. Maybe you had to be there, and if you were, you’ll probably have fun going back for a couple of hours. —Doug Bentin

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